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SLYTHERIN
Mel. 24. Small Town, PA. A lover of unicorns.

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I write, sleep, breathe, read, and love the unusual things in life.

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deucebowl:

If I were a magic wizard I wouldn’t harm people when they pissed me off, I’d just put these really fucked up random curses on them, like every time they saw a school bus they would shit their pants, or every time someone said the word Thursday they would pretend they were a dragon for 20 seconds.

i think you would be a very good wizard.